Ms. Pirate of the Month

August

By becoming Ms Pirate of the month she will automatically become eligible to win Ms Pirate 2008 winning her a prize pack including her very own probasco pirate jersey!

If you want to become a future Ms. Pirate of the Month send a short email about yourself with a picture to Applications@ProbasoPirates.com. Take care girls.

Kelsey Siefert

Year:Senior
School:The Ohio State University
Hometown:Toledo, Ohio
Major:Criminology
Turn ons:big feet, cologne, sleeve tattoos, graphic tees, and buzz cuts or Mohawks
Turn offs:cockiness, loss of wisdom teeth, Abercrombie and Fitch
Graphic tee’s you’ve got to be kidding me. What would you change about yourself?
Uhhh I think I talk too much and sing too much.
Yea that is pretty annoying, but you are pretty good at rock band. What’s your favorite saying?
Get a fucking clue!
I guess I shoulda known, Most embarrassing song on itunes?
That’s hard because I like all my songs I do have Barbie girl though and some Opera
Barbie girl is brutal you should think about becoming embarrased. Who’s the grimiest guy that’s either given you his or asked for your number?
There’s some old guy named Brooks that stalks me, he’s there every day he even has kids that go to school at my little sisters high school.
If you had to marry a guy based on what his favorite movie ever was what would the movie be?
Fight club or blow.
So much for the choir boys, have you ever asked a guy out giving him the options yes/no/maybe?
Actually it was to marry me, to a guy I work with and he said no, so I asked again with only yes and maybe.
And I always thought you couldn’t argue with no. What’s your favorite T.V. show you're embarrassed you like?
The X-Effect or Bridezillas.
Again, shame is something you should consider. Finally What are you going to do over the next week to get better at beach volleyball?
I gotta limber up more and hopefully my teammate won’t get a blister AGAIN!
Damn, low blow.